basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

izzetheking:

cascada every time we couch lyrics

everytime we touchi hit the ceiling

everytime we kiss i sleep on the floor

i can feel the lawn mowedgrass

i need to go to class

i need to climbed a rock

why does my dad add corn to everything

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

(some of) Electra Heart in snaps

Sad

qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

once you’ve heard Everytime We Touch by Cascada , you never forget it